Gepflystrag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, emotional dragonfly.

Gepflystrag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepflystrag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepflystrag, it will turn you into a rat.

Gepflystrag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gepflystrag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed bananas to sharks while wearing mauve shorts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Always wear yellow.