Dimmadbestbest is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain cobra.

Dimmadbestbest created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimmadbestbest, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimmadbestbest, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dimmadbestbest's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dimmadbestbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dimmadbestbest three times a day.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with envy.

4. Dimmadbestbest loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Heed all portents.