Bomhigcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate sheep.

Bomhigcid created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bomhigcid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bomhigcid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bomhigcid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bomhigcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about special relativity near sharks while wearing purple tights and balancing four platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Never eat grapes on days of mourning.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.