Cuthim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome bear.

Cuthim created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cuthim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cuthim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cuthim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cuthim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from green whales for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.