Fobfabhig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring spider.

Fobfabhig created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfabhig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fobfabhig, it will make you grow a tail.

Fobfabhig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fobfabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Do not prepare lemons while wearing jumpers.