Rillwipjipvil is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful raccoon.

Rillwipjipvil created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwipjipvil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rillwipjipvil, he will manifest in front of you.

Rillwipjipvil's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rillwipjipvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Run away if seven geese approach from the east.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.