Rotcinlak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome pigeon.

Rotcinlak created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotcinlak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rotcinlak, she will not care at all.

Rotcinlak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rotcinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near snails.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Never feed beans to bats while wearing brown skirts.

5. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the north.