Dogrotbast is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented bat.

Dogrotbast created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogrotbast, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogrotbast, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dogrotbast's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dogrotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.