Bonkwaphun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciless pigeon.

Bonkwaphun created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkwaphun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonkwaphun, he will turn you into a worm.

Bonkwaphun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bonkwaphun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bonkwaphun three times a day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide if six badgers approach from the west.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Never look at comets.