Bodsinbed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong crow.

Bodsinbed created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Bodsinbed, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bodsinbed, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bodsinbed's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bodsinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bodsinbed in the centre of the settlement.