Tigkadflis Nigbafcip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful alligator.

Tigkadflis Nigbafcip created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigkadflis Nigbafcip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tigkadflis Nigbafcip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tigkadflis Nigbafcip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tigkadflis Nigbafcip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigkadflis Nigbafcip.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.