Quilltagwap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, compassionate warg.

Quilltagwap created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quilltagwap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quilltagwap, it will not care.

Quilltagwap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quilltagwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always help birds.