Cutnansand is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful giraffe.

Cutnansand created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutnansand, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cutnansand, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cutnansand's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cutnansand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.