Pitvilfot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless lobster.

Pitvilfot created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitvilfot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pitvilfot, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pitvilfot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pitvilfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Never stain your hands with turquoise.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing magenta tights.