Listkiknurl Fotbastwigtal is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying alligator.

Listkiknurl Fotbastwigtal created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listkiknurl Fotbastwigtal, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listkiknurl Fotbastwigtal, she will make you grow a tail.

Listkiknurl Fotbastwigtal's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Listkiknurl Fotbastwigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never laugh in the presence of mites.

5. Pray towards the west.
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