Soglarppodjonbugnathadrat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered goose.

Soglarppodjonbugnathadrat created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Soglarppodjonbugnathadrat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Soglarppodjonbugnathadrat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Soglarppodjonbugnathadrat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Soglarppodjonbugnathadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place limes upon stone.

2. Never gather six squirrels near towers.

3. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.