Honsiddit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented turtle.

Honsiddit created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Honsiddit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Honsiddit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Honsiddit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Honsiddit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Honsiddit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Honsiddit on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Honsiddit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.