Binpogvid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless scorpion.

Binpogvid created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binpogvid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binpogvid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Binpogvid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Binpogvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Never touch water while blessed.