Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful ant.

Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk, it will come to you in dreams.

Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Stragmipgid Cinmotxuchunbugbabvonk first in all things.