Ontcudlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient eagle.

Ontcudlarn created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontcudlarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ontcudlarn, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ontcudlarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ontcudlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Ontcudlarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Do not travel during winter.