Yatthombiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient wyrm.

Yatthombiss created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthombiss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yatthombiss, it will turn you into a mole.

Yatthombiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yatthombiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yatthombiss seven times a day.

2. Never laugh in winter.

3. Never prepare tomatoes during summer.

4. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing blue shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your chest.

5. Shun those given to greed.