Bessyimrak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring lizard.

Bessyimrak created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessyimrak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bessyimrak, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bessyimrak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bessyimrak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Bessyimrak must be the most important thing in your life.