Pasnakken is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful cow.

Pasnakken created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnakken, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pasnakken, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pasnakken's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pasnakken's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Pasnakken on top of important buildings.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.