Benrillflig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful snake.

Benrillflig created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Benrillflig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Benrillflig, he will not invite you to parties.

Benrillflig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Benrillflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Benrillflig on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.