Sabnartgen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate camel.

Sabnartgen created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabnartgen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabnartgen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sabnartgen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sabnartgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. You must never eat rice.
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