Midjiggongar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish whale.

Midjiggongar created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midjiggongar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midjiggongar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Midjiggongar's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Midjiggongar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Midjiggongar on top of important buildings.

3. Never bounce near birds.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.