Talcisstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy skunk.

Talcisstaf created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talcisstaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Talcisstaf, she will make you grow a tail.

Talcisstaf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Talcisstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight moths near wells.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not covet oxen.