Fadfumdan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless rat.

Fadfumdan created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadfumdan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadfumdan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fadfumdan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fadfumdan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat bark.