Motappvog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful skunk.

Motappvog created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motappvog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Motappvog, she will have a low opinion of you.

Motappvog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Motappvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Motappvog on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not resist order.