Satlikmad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient shrew.

Satlikmad created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satlikmad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Satlikmad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Satlikmad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Satlikmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near cats while wearing indigo scarves and balancing six tin spheres on your legs.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Never think about spacetime near snakes while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing three lead spheres on your head.