Nibzigbif is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless crow.

Nibzigbif created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibzigbif, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibzigbif, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nibzigbif's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nibzigbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Nibzigbif's name in vain.

5. Nibzigbif must be the most important thing in your life.