Pitbumcab Midgudrow Bifgarwongon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited giraffe.

Pitbumcab Midgudrow Bifgarwongon created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Pitbumcab Midgudrow Bifgarwongon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitbumcab Midgudrow Bifgarwongon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pitbumcab Midgudrow Bifgarwongon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pitbumcab Midgudrow Bifgarwongon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing indigo trousers and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.