Riltabrill is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate raven.

Riltabrill created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Riltabrill, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Riltabrill, she will destroy your home planet.

Riltabrill's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Riltabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Riltabrill on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.