Fabmisdut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciless dingo.

Fabmisdut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmisdut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fabmisdut, he will turn you into a rat.

Fabmisdut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fabmisdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before touching platinum.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.