Dapcen is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident hummingbird.

Dapcen created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Dapcen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dapcen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dapcen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dapcen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.