Sitbognel is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humane faun.

Sitbognel created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbognel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitbognel, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sitbognel's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sitbognel's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never adorn your feet with magenta markings.

5. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.