Betabbimabrawkan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident badger.

Betabbimabrawkan created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betabbimabrawkan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betabbimabrawkan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Betabbimabrawkan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Betabbimabrawkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Betabbimabrawkan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never touch oil while clean.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.