Stikdanfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome toad.

Stikdanfat created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdanfat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stikdanfat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Stikdanfat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stikdanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near great tits while wearing purple hats and balancing three gold spheres on your back.

2. Retreat if nine doves approach from the north.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Hide from pink voles for they are unholy.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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