Tonbisshat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty walrus.

Tonbisshat created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonbisshat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tonbisshat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tonbisshat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tonbisshat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into white rooms.