Bedtalgidnan Tarphamhad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust warg.

Bedtalgidnan Tarphamhad created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Bedtalgidnan Tarphamhad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedtalgidnan Tarphamhad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bedtalgidnan Tarphamhad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bedtalgidnan Tarphamhad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Never write about comets.