Barnnanren is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust ant.

Barnnanren created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnnanren, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barnnanren, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Barnnanren's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Barnnanren's Holy Commandments

1. Barnnanren must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed peas to frogs while wearing kilts.

4. Run away from green cats, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.