Fligcidortfidbugkadfas is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous camel.

Fligcidortfidbugkadfas created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligcidortfidbugkadfas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligcidortfidbugkadfas, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fligcidortfidbugkadfas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fligcidortfidbugkadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Fligcidortfidbugkadfas loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.