Gilcitfab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, cheerful gerbil.

Gilcitfab created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilcitfab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gilcitfab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gilcitfab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gilcitfab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never hop in the presence of manatees.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.