Loppopdag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy tapir.

Loppopdag created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loppopdag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Loppopdag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Loppopdag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Loppopdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never chant in holy places.