Busvadfut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented camel.

Busvadfut created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busvadfut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Busvadfut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Busvadfut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Busvadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Busvadfut.

3. Never wear blue dresses on sacred days.

4. Never gather three capybaras near doors.

5. Never feed bananas to ants while wearing ear rings.