Fligwanfig Gedbetwig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy snake.

Fligwanfig Gedbetwig created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fligwanfig Gedbetwig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligwanfig Gedbetwig, it will turn you into a snail.

Fligwanfig Gedbetwig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fligwanfig Gedbetwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fligwanfig Gedbetwig's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Fligwanfig Gedbetwig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fligwanfig Gedbetwig loves geese, so they must be honoured.