Tifgamhatkamdonjen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy cobra.

Tifgamhatkamdonjen created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifgamhatkamdonjen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tifgamhatkamdonjen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tifgamhatkamdonjen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tifgamhatkamdonjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help birds in need.