Budmadflabflig Fungutzed is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless centipede.

Budmadflabflig Fungutzed created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budmadflabflig Fungutzed, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budmadflabflig Fungutzed, he will turn you into a mole.

Budmadflabflig Fungutzed's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Budmadflabflig Fungutzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Budmadflabflig Fungutzed.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.