Omtsternillhan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet naga.

Omtsternillhan created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtsternillhan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omtsternillhan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Omtsternillhan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Omtsternillhan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never write about asteroids.