Fadtarzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate skunk.

Fadtarzod created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtarzod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadtarzod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fadtarzod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fadtarzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Fast once a month.