Sablitfid Dinsugzak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid alligator.

Sablitfid Dinsugzak created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sablitfid Dinsugzak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sablitfid Dinsugzak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sablitfid Dinsugzak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sablitfid Dinsugzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Run away if four ducks approach from the north.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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