Libvadneg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate dryad.

Libvadneg created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Libvadneg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libvadneg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Libvadneg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Libvadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Never think about planets.