Dudfednig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident hydra.

Dudfednig created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudfednig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dudfednig, she will turn you into a frog.

Dudfednig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dudfednig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.
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