Zignakwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, overgenerous slug.

Zignakwon created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zignakwon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zignakwon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zignakwon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zignakwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four ants in one place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never chant while facing east.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Never talk about gravity.