Lipditsig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful dragon.

Lipditsig created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipditsig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lipditsig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lipditsig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lipditsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.