Volxentip is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, proud
meerkat.
Volxentip created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Volxentip, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Volxentip, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Volxentip's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Volxentip's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never hurt gulls.
3. Frogs are not to be trusted.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.