Nartlibjen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident dove.

Nartlibjen created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartlibjen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nartlibjen, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nartlibjen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nartlibjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never mark doors with pink.