Zagratarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zagratarn created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagratarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zagratarn, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zagratarn's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zagratarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always wear cyan.