Gubraggof is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet mongoose.

Gubraggof created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubraggof, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubraggof, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gubraggof's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gubraggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never wear mauve shoes on sacred days.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.