Ditbumwitrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, calm whale.

Ditbumwitrot created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ditbumwitrot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ditbumwitrot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ditbumwitrot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ditbumwitrot's Holy Commandments

1. Ditbumwitrot loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

5. Do not run in public.