Bitlintetti is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever seal.

Bitlintetti created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitlintetti, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitlintetti, it will turn you into a dog.

Bitlintetti's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bitlintetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.