Cussfligget Bithudyambumrowlim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy lizard.

Cussfligget Bithudyambumrowlim created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfligget Bithudyambumrowlim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cussfligget Bithudyambumrowlim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cussfligget Bithudyambumrowlim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cussfligget Bithudyambumrowlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while tainted.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Never feed turnips to capybaras while wearing corsets.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.