Jabpaslipflig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing camel.

Jabpaslipflig created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabpaslipflig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabpaslipflig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jabpaslipflig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jabpaslipflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.
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