Nignatflowsig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented guinea pig.

Nignatflowsig created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nignatflowsig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nignatflowsig, he will remove you from existence.

Nignatflowsig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nignatflowsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hop near dogs.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never play with disobedient children.