Veenhitpitvon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, wise camel.

Veenhitpitvon created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenhitpitvon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenhitpitvon, it will curse you with boils.

Veenhitpitvon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Veenhitpitvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Veenhitpitvon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.
Votes: 1       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god