Poploopdub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient lobster.

Poploopdub created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poploopdub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Poploopdub, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Poploopdub's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Poploopdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.