Cunwodmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited salamander.

Cunwodmif created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cunwodmif, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cunwodmif, it will turn you into a duck.

Cunwodmif's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cunwodmif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunwodmif.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.