Farnbosszodominbed is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust crane.

Farnbosszodominbed created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnbosszodominbed, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnbosszodominbed, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farnbosszodominbed's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farnbosszodominbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Farnbosszodominbed's priests.

2. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing white trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.