Dutsakcub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair squirrel.

Dutsakcub created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutsakcub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dutsakcub, she will come to you in dreams.

Dutsakcub's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dutsakcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near snakes.

2. Put Dutsakcub first in all things.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.