Omindobhud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable crab.

Omindobhud created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Omindobhud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omindobhud, she will turn you into a dog.

Omindobhud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Omindobhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Omindobhud loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.