Cungadgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful aardvark.

Cungadgov created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cungadgov, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cungadgov, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cungadgov's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cungadgov's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.