Xucktagton is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate centaur.

Xucktagton created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucktagton, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xucktagton, he will cry a lot.

Xucktagton's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Xucktagton's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

5. Always help swans in need.