Neltiksan is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic
dog.
Neltiksan created tapeworms four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Neltiksan, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Neltiksan, she will turn you into a frog.
Neltiksan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Neltiksan's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Ducks are not to be trusted.
3. Do not eat turnips.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Hide from turquoise shrews for they are unholy.